Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, When we found her Christmas mornin', Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Now were all so proud of Grandpa, It's not Christmas without Grandma. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Now the goose is on the table I've warned all my friends and neighbours. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.
At the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma'swig.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Merry Christmas
